Todd Smith Handicap 3Secretary
Email: - todd.smith@yahoo.co.uk
Meet big "Bungle", the lad thats soft and cuddly yet damn right ugly! Todd has been a member of the "Abbotsford Golf Section" since it first got underway away back in 1999, and has slowly bummed his way to the top of the committee hierarchy. The section during this time had over 20 active members, but due to Todd's repetative "crap patter" the numbers have slowly dwindled down to a paltry 8.
On the golfing front, Todd has to be one of the most boring golfers in the sections history, continually striking the ball down the CENTRE of the fairways, I mean come on at least a few stray shots wouldnt go a miss?? Todd is also pretty deadly with a loft wedge in and around the greens, so be warned when playing "SNAKES"!!
Email: - todd.smith@yahoo.co.uk
Meet big "Bungle", the lad thats soft and cuddly yet damn right ugly! Todd has been a member of the "Abbotsford Golf Section" since it first got underway away back in 1999, and has slowly bummed his way to the top of the committee hierarchy. The section during this time had over 20 active members, but due to Todd's repetative "crap patter" the numbers have slowly dwindled down to a paltry 8.
On the golfing front, Todd has to be one of the most boring golfers in the sections history, continually striking the ball down the CENTRE of the fairways, I mean come on at least a few stray shots wouldnt go a miss?? Todd is also pretty deadly with a loft wedge in and around the greens, so be warned when playing "SNAKES"!!
Mark Williamson Handicap 8Secretary
Email: - mwilliamson810@hotmail.com
Meet "Rex", the man with the big belly and the short arms. Mark again has been a member of the "Abbotsford Golf Section" since it first got underway back in 1999, and again somehow managed to get himself a nice wee cosy number sitting opposite Todd on the kingsize bed known as the "committee".
On the golfing side Mark has to be the biggest hitter in the section but thats only when the balls arent flying all over the place, but in Marks words "I dont hit the ball right" ........... FOUR!!!!
Email: - mwilliamson810@hotmail.com
Meet "Rex", the man with the big belly and the short arms. Mark again has been a member of the "Abbotsford Golf Section" since it first got underway back in 1999, and again somehow managed to get himself a nice wee cosy number sitting opposite Todd on the kingsize bed known as the "committee".
On the golfing side Mark has to be the biggest hitter in the section but thats only when the balls arent flying all over the place, but in Marks words "I dont hit the ball right" ........... FOUR!!!!
Gordon Martin Handicap 11Member
Email: - gordonmartin1@yahoo.com
Email: - gordonmartin1@yahoo.com
Meet wee "Tight Troosers" Martin, nicknamed by the section for his lycra wearing women's trousers, donated to him by his soon to be wife. Gordon has only been a member of the section for around 3 years and by god does it feel longer. Renowned for his "pish" patter and his affiliation to FC Govan, he became the 7th member of the Abbotsford Golf Section.
During his short stay with the section he has reminded me that he is, in his own words "the reigning champ, need anymore be said".
On the golfing front Gordon has quickly established himself as a "steady eddy" on the golf course and considers himself to be a contender for lifting ALL the trophies in 2012, although I very much doubt that as he missed more outings in 2011 due to his impending prison term which most of us like to call "MARRIAGE".............................. Poor girl
During his short stay with the section he has reminded me that he is, in his own words "the reigning champ, need anymore be said".
On the golfing front Gordon has quickly established himself as a "steady eddy" on the golf course and considers himself to be a contender for lifting ALL the trophies in 2012, although I very much doubt that as he missed more outings in 2011 due to his impending prison term which most of us like to call "MARRIAGE".............................. Poor girl
